The saying “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” is for those women who enjoy staying in the kitchen and have cooked up perfected recipes for decades that are fool-proof when it comes to their men. For those women who want no interaction with a stove, whatsoever, there’s a shortcut to get through to your man’s heart and probably give him a heart attack while you’re at it: The fellatio family of sex positions.
These are sexual positions that will drive your man insane and will probably leave him wanting for more… so much more than him wanting another plate of your best pasta recipe or another loaf of the bread you baked.
There are ways to perform and have safe oral sex. You can find them and naughty, steamy and feisty fellatio fool-proof techniques your man can enjoy in our Oral Sex Guide.
Normally when you’re talking about a peep show you picture a bunch of men watching a woman take off clothes shyly, but this position is anything but that image! In this position, the woman gets up close and personal with her man as she gives him fellatio, focusing all the attention solely on him and his package.
My wife has always kept our long car drives interesting by flashing her tits at me as we drive along. She also will open my pants and play with my cock. This always had ended at home after extensive teasing and playing along the way.
This position is the inverted arrangement of Her 68 Position. This position is focused on the male receiving the most desirable oral experience.
The woman should be laying flat on her back as the male faces upwards in the same direction with his feet straddling the females neck and his head resting in between her legs as she performs oral. This gives the giver more access to other areas of the receivers genitals and other parts of his body.
I’ll have the usual. This fellatio position is the one you typically think about when someone is going down on a man – it’s a classic position because of its ease and ability to provide pleasure without having to do any acrobatic flips or tricks.
Why go to the doctor to get a throat swab when you can get one right at home from your man? This medically marvelous position will have you almost hoping you are sick so that the “doctor” might need to take your temperature elsewhere.
I don’t think there is a man in this world that could complain about his partner saying “relax and just let me give you a nice blow job.” The “Suplex” position for him is a great way to show your man just how much you love him.
Just say “howdy” and give your partner a “y’all come back now” as they give you some very direct fellatio. The “Southern Exposure” position is one that provides direct exposure to the erection, allowing the partner more room to pleasure their lover.
You have to be a true acrobat to somehow get this position to work, but if you can do it you are sure to feel all the pleasures of this forbidden art. The “Snake Charmer” requires immense upper body strength from the man and a very delicate touch (or suck) from the woman to not make him topple over.
The thought of a plumber has never been sexier. The man in this can simply relax while his partner works on his pipes, making sure all leaks are fixed.
If this position were what all therapists’ offices were like, I’m sure all of us would have appointments to go see the therapist on a daily basis. This fellatio position lets the man unwind and relax on the couch as the woman listens to his moaning… err, problems.
